You're not gonna believe this...

Yes. it is indeed me. Gosh, I hope my ego doesn't sound too inflated saying that. Anyway, I have a couple reviews that I have just lying around collecting dust (or the digital equivalent) for one reason or the other. Sometimes I got a bit too colorful, when reviewing some particularly sordid affairs, for the great people at the Chicago Sun to publish, or sometimes I reviewed an obscure or just not theatrically-released film for my own satisfaction with no intent to publish it. I don't want to let these things go to waste, and I've chatted with some people interested in reading them, so, as a personal endeavor and for my fans, I'll be presenting some of my "lost reviews"